April 2012
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On a more serious note...
I don’t like my shadow. It bothers me how big and bulky it is. I want it to be sleek. I want myself to be sleeker. I feel kind of like I’m fighting an uphill battle with my weight right now and its hard. I’m not giving up, but I get really discouraged sometimes. I feel like I lose a pound and then gain a pound. I’ve been going back and forth like that for a long time now. I...
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Perverted shit cyclists say...
1) I rubbed up on your crank and got lube all down my leg.
(happens more than you think)
2) I cleaned that spot last night.
(sounds like a one night stand to me…or excessive grooming)
3) Did you bring extra lube?
4) You’ve been riding me all day.
5) Can I suck off your rear?
(not the exact wording but close enough)
Got...my...ass...kicked
Got my ass kicked today. 42 miles and 2000 ft of climbing. Went from our doorstep to oak glen. Mother pooper. I’m effing tired.
Anonymous asked: Hey Jillian how are you losing weight other than riding? Nutrition plan?
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Short tans suck
So here are the things I DON’T like about biking:
1) First off short tans suck balls. They are like impossible to get rid of and they look atrocious.
COUNTER: You have sexy ass legs from the ankle up.
2) The burn really doesn’t get any better. I hear this all the time from my I’mafreakingstudcyclistthatcangofor12hoursstraightandnotgettired best friend. It’s true. The...
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Here's the deal...
Okay so here’s the deal. I’m starting over again. New blog with a clean slate. None of my old stuff on here. This blog will be about my attempt to become a better cyclist. I’ll try and record almost all my rides and give you an update on great trails in the area. I’ll probably do a recap of local races that I attend and ride in. It’ll basically be a blog just about my...
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